Who is this game for???
I'll be brief-ish. The developers claim the game is borne from their love of Martial Arts but c'mon; Donkey Slap, Jar Bash; you could show this crap to a 9 year old and they'd call it unrealistic; where's the Jar guys? If you're gonna throw realism out the window, you might as well give us bicycle kicks and hadoukens Supposedly they practice martial arts and Drunken Style is a "viable martial art" but really...have they pulled a "spinning flute" out during a sparring session? This game glorifies the martial arts of a kindergarten schoolyard, might as well introduce the "I'm rubber and you're glue" style. And GRAB PUNCH, jeez, nerf that crap already; literally everybody uses that BS move. I mean, what is it anyways? A spinning face-mask? The charge, the speed, the mid? Define; Over-Powered! We know you're obsessed with Jackie Chan but a crappy 1980s Kung Fu movie didn't accidentally create the most effective Martial Art in History; and yet you've skewed the entire balance of your game to a style that's entirely make-believe; I can practically hear the developers screaming "nuh-uh! It's TOTALLY real you guys". And what's with these new emotes!? The 4 most expensive emotes are: "Poor Thing", "Just Go", "Face Palm" and "Laugh".... all shitty, rude ass things to use! I'll straight-up quit on anybody who uses ANY of those emotes during a fight; what the hell are we trying to accomplish with this crap? Was somebody at Sloclap thinking - "How can I be a bigger douche during my match. I mean, I really want to shame this person into quitting forever". Or worse, is this what they thought WE wanted? Was literally LAUGHING at new players their tactic to re-populate Adal? They think we're all a bunch of assholes looking for new, ingeniously sassy ways to mock each other? No, obviously not; which leads me to re-iterate, WHO IS THIS GAME FOR?
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Could Grab Punch use some balancing? Possibly. But mostly what I'm reading here is someone who is getting their ass kicked repeatedly in Combat Trials and refuses to 1) Humble themselves, 2) Adapt, and 3) Learn to overcome
Emotes are fun. Stop being a damn baby.